NOO YEER - Thursday 31 December

Aaaaah... New Years eve. A time for people to celebrate the symbolic next chapter of their lives. A time to remember good times and toast the possibility of more to come. A time to ponder the possibilities of a new beginning.

Or a time for hordes of maggots to stream into the city like efluent down a storm drain to get shitfaced and kick in the windows of our new office (cheers for that douchebags).

New Years is the most over-rated excuse for a piss-up ever.

'Woo-hoo! Different numbers!'

I'm getting the hell out of the city for this one. I respond to the imagery of fresh numbers as much as anyone... but I'm going into the new year in the company of my friends wearing an amusing hat in a quiet backyard somewhere.