Addicted To Blow, or Why I Need A Pistol Hairdryer

 

OK, so I'm an atheist...but surely there is no better argument for an omniscient and omnipotent God whom created human beings in His/Her image if they produced such a marvel of form and function like the Pistol Hairdryer. This baby purrs like a kitten and makes the daily chore of drying hair slightly less painful. And for US$39 (that's roughly 50 smackeroos at the time of blog), you get more, erm, bang for yer buck.

What are you, a yella belly? Hop skip to http://www.gadget4all.com/prod_detail.php?prod_id=00539 and order one PRONTO!

Bang! Bang! You're...straight?

- Steph