Top 10 Women Perfect By Design

 

Can all the beautiful people from all around the world please come together and make babies, and then can your babies grow up and then make more babies with people from somewhere else in the world? This is how I picture 'God' designing the most gorgeous looking women: a melting pot of all the sexiness in the world, poured out into one curvacious mould. Protest all you want about globalisation - there's no denying that it has the ability to create the most beautiful ladies ever.

This is just a short list of Miss Internationals with three or more ethnicities in their genetic make up. As Method Man would say: This is for my French Vanillas, Butter Peacans, Chocolate Deluxes and Caramel Sundaes.

10. Vanessa Hudgens
Ethnicity. Irish, Native American, Filipina, Spanish, Chinese
Known For. Teen idol to all who watched High School Musical and being on the cover of Dolly magazine in Aug 2008

9. Leah Dizon
Ethnicity. French, Chinese, Filipino
Known For. Being your all around television talent, model, gravure idol, singer, actress, and TV personality in Japan

8. Shannon Elizabeth
Ethnicity. Syrian, Irish, English, German, Native American
Known for. Letting a snowman give er one in the movie Jack Frost and being every teenage boys wet dream in American Pie

7. Esperanza Spalding
Ethnicity. Welsh, Hispanic, Native American, African
Known For. Being a super-talented Jazz musician and playing the Double Bass

6. Kristin Kreuk
Ethnicity. Dutch, Chinese, Jamaican
Known For. Staring in the shittest movie ever (Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li) and being Supermans squeeze in Smallville

5. Alicia Keys
Ethnicity. Irish, Scottish, Italian, Jamacian
Known For. Banging out tunes like 'Fallin' and 'No One' on the piano

4. Selita Ebanks
Ethnicity. Caymanian, Jamacian, Irish, Indian, African
Known For. No much, just had a poster of her at work

3. Jessica Alba
Ethnicity. Danish/French Canadian, Mexican
Known for. Being married to 'Mr nobody' Cash Warren, and being Invisible Woman

2. Rosario Dawson
Ethnicity. Puerto Rican, Afro-Cuban, Irish, Native American
Known For. Being the bad ass chick in movies like He Got Game, Sin City and Death Proof

1. Adriana Lima
Ethnicity. Swiss, African, Native American
Known For. Spreading Victoria's Secret all over the world... Ok sounds wrong... Um, just modeling

- Tom