CYCLE - Wednesday 2 September

An oldie today. The week has been busy.

The Christmas pageant. Did you know we are the only city in the world that has one? They televise it all over the world. Wicked.

The only time I ever got in trouble with the cops was for weeing in an alley at night. It was mildly embarrassing. How have I gotten so far through my twenties without a good confrontation-with-the-police story? Kinda bums me out. Ah, whatever. I'll make some shit up for my autobiography. If anyone asks you I did three and change for dog-fighting in WA.