NEVER SAY QUIET - Tues 9th Mar

Why is it that every time you announce to the world that you are having a quiet night it seems to take it as a challenge?
 
One drink leads to "I guess I could have just one more". It is this little phrase that is guaranteed to start the vicious cycle. Consider this your warning!
 
Friends have a funny knack of knowing exactly how to twist your arm if they want a partner in crime for a night out on the town.
 
"What have you got to do tomorrow - nothing? Exactly! So what is one more drink?" OR in an even more covert special ops kind of way "Did you see that guy over there? I swear he keeps looking over at you!"
 
If this is how your night starts off then don't act shocked when, by the end of the night you are the girl being scraped off the bathroom floor by your friends that are utterly disgusted by your behaviour! Not only are you embarrassingly dragged out of the club, leaning on your friends as you have inevitably lost all ability to use your legs in a co-ordinated fashion, but you are subjected to those nasty 3am lights that are turned on by the staff in a not so subtle "get the hell out of here" way!
 
I have seen it before and I have no doubt I will see it again. The morale of this story: NEVER, I repeat, NEVER announce that you are having a quiet one!