TRUTH EXPOSED - Mon 1st Mar

You may not be aware, but the night doesn’t stop when the ugly lights get turned on at the club.  Usually someone calls an after party which often sees participants continuing on until the sun rises.  The continuation can be just as fun, if not more, than the big night itself!
 
On this occasion two girls arrived at the part-ay house and headed straight to the bathroom to gather themselves.  One went wee wee, while the other contemplated how on Earth her mascara had gotten all over her face. 
 
Being a boys’ bathroom there were several discussion topics.  Top of the list were the three posters of half naked girls on the wall.  Making the girls feel a little intimidated they took one of the posters down.  As it fell they noticed the set of scales on the floor. 
 
To make light of the situation they weighed each poster.  They came to the conclusion that each girl was 6kg – obviously an unrealistic goal for anyone…  The truth had been exposed!
 
Instantly their confidence was restored.  They joined the rest of the party with huge smiles on their faces!
 
Community Service Announcement:  drinking in excess can lead to very WEIRD behaviour.  Drink responsibly.