A mid week jaunt from one job to another and I catch this dilly of a pickle. Amongst a rabid gaggle of pigeons feasting on a homeless man's breadcrumbs this one little guy seemed a bit confused.
'What in god's name happened to my tail?!"
He didn't seem too bothered. Just looked around a bit really. So I strolled on.
I'll think of that next time I can't find a sock or have run out of beans.
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