When the "UteGate" scandal hit Parliament House recently, one terrible fact became clear: Australian political scandals are pretty lame. In an effort to spice things up, here are nine suggestions for politico snafus that would actually interest the public.

1. LuteGate	2. SuitGate

3. CuteGate	4. EmptyRiverWaterGate

5. JoeHockeyHasTooManyDonutsOnHisPlateGate	6. BaitInASkateGate

7. TheCaseOfTheSqueakyGateGate	8. BillGates'GateGate

9. GateyGateyGateGateGate.