If Tony Abbott’s going to have a real chance at being Prime Minister, he’s going to have to improve his image among women voters. But forget the expeditions to supermarkets, Abbott – here are our “sure-fire” suggestions for attracting the female vote.

1. Flash cash significantly more	2. Forget the speedos – go Chicago style!
3. Twilight makeover	4. Surgery to transform self into loveable dog
5. Save a busload of orphans or something	6. Release soulful acoustic adult contemporary album
7. Grow stylish beard	8. Join political party with better PR image than the Libs
9. Face, personality, brain & body transplant.