If Tony Abbott’s going to have a real chance at being Prime Minister, he’s going to have to improve his image among women voters. But forget the expeditions to supermarkets, Abbott – here are our “sure-fire” suggestions for attracting the female vote.
|1. Flash cash significantly more||2. Forget the speedos – go Chicago style!|
|3. Twilight makeover||4. Surgery to transform self into loveable dog|
|5. Save a busload of orphans or something||6. Release soulful acoustic adult contemporary album|
|7. Grow stylish beard||8. Join political party with better PR image than the Libs|
|9. Face, personality, brain & body transplant.|