Democracy Darling - Stimulus Package

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With the first round of payments from the government's $42 billion stimulus package headed your way soon, we thought we'd help you with some ideas of how to best spend that cashola. 
 
1. Create "Uncle Scrooge" style swimming pool in the empty Torrens 2. Replace hands with tentacles
 
3. Ironically hasten global warming by burning the cash 4. "Re gift" the money to the government
 
5. Invest in finally getting crabs into space 6. Submerge the Victorian bush in an effort to prevent future bush fires
 
7. Clone self with money; receive additional payment 8. Donate to BRING BACK THE GOLDEN GIRLS online protest
 
9. Hold out for more.