While talk around climate change continues to fill the political arena, we here at Merge got to thinking: who's the one man with the power to personally fight global warming RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW? Why, Joseph Hockey, of course! Here are nine ways the chubby funster can lend a generous helping hand.

1. Harvest the extensive wind power generated by Joe Hockey	2. Replace Joe Hockey with non-methane emitting kangaroos

3. Make Joe Hockey cannonball into the Sth Pacific, then harvest the enormous resultant wave energy	4. Use the intense feeling of failture generated by Joe Hockey post-2007 elections to power the Eastern states

5. Launch Joe Hockey into the sun (couldn't hurt)	6. HUNGRY HUNGRY HOCKEYS

7. Send Joe Hockey to Copenhagen	8. Use Joe Hockey as an alternate, 'clean' mode of transport

9. Harvest the extensive wind power generated by Joe Hockey.