With Parliament back this month, the non-stop political action-fest is about to kick off for another year. So what can we expect in 2010? We have a few bold political predictions.
|1. Steve Fielding revealed to be grasshopper-like creature from space||2. Round after round of stimulus packages (please)|
|3. Climate change solved through the patented "everyone sits on their arse" method||4. Tony Abbott adds another "old guard" member to his shadow cabinet|
|5. The Kraken in Lake Burley Griffin grows restless||6. Wilson Tuckey pickles|
|7. Philip Ruddock releases his autobiography||8. Rudd ousted as the ghost of Mao Zedong|
|9. A surprise Federal election result.|