Democracy Darling - 2010 Predictions


With Parliament back this month, the non-stop political action-fest is about to kick off for another year. So what can we expect in 2010? We have a few bold political predictions.

1. Steve Fielding revealed to be grasshopper-like creature from space 2. Round after round of stimulus packages (please)
3. Climate change solved through the patented "everyone sits on their arse" method 4. Tony Abbott adds another "old guard" member to his shadow cabinet
5. The Kraken in Lake Burley Griffin grows restless 6. Wilson Tuckey pickles
7. Philip Ruddock releases his autobiography 8. Rudd ousted as the ghost of Mao Zedong
9. A surprise Federal election result.